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The Official BootyCall Agreement!

BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT BOOTY CALL AGREEMENTThis Booty Call Agreement (here in a after referred to as “The Agreement”) is entered into on the ____day of,________, 2007, between __________________________ (the Caller) and __________________________ (the Booty). THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES. 1. No sleeping over unless sex was exceptional and a morning repeat [...]

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Top 5 Lies Women Tell

#5-He’s my friend. #4-I don’t suck dick. #3-I’m cumming. #2-I’m on my period. #1-This is your pussy.

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Chuck Norris Facts

Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and Aliens aren’t real because Chuck Norris Killed them. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris [...]

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