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The inaugural useless fact of the day!
The first in a exciting (bullshit) series of daily useless facts! Battlecat’s (from He-Man) real name was Cringer!
Continue reading...12 types of females!
17. January 2008
Michaelocity presents the twelve types of females! 1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she’ll be gone and take what you have left. b. She [...]
Continue reading...WINE vs. WATER
23. December 2007
As Ben Franklin said: ‘In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.’ In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia [...]
Continue reading...This equation should be learned by all that bust their azz at work everyday!!!
22. December 2007
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes [...]
Continue reading...Polish Divorce
22. December 2007
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he couldarrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorcewould depend on the circumstances, and asked [...]
Continue reading...Three Wives…
18. December 2007
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The 1st man had married an Asian woman and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes andhouse cleaning. He said it took a couple of days but on the 3rd day he [...]
Continue reading...More Chuck Norris FACTS….
10. December 2007
Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism. Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck [...]
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2. August 2008
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