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More Chuck Norris FACTS….

Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism. Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck [...]

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Chuck Norris Facts

Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and Aliens aren’t real because Chuck Norris Killed them. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris [...]

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