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Chuck Norris Facts

Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and Aliens aren’t real because Chuck Norris Killed them. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris [...]

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