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More Chuck Norris FACTS….

Monday, December 10, 2007

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Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism. Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck [...]

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